‘In my city’, he said much later, reclining on cushions, amid the melancholy of women after love, ‘a woman of breeding should be prudent and chaste, and should not be the object of gossip. Such a woman must be modest and calm, candid and benign. When she dances she should not make energetic movements and when she plays music she should avoid the brazenness of brass, and the drumness of drums. She should be painted sparingly and her hairstyle should not be elaborate.’ The emperor, even though he was mostly asleep, made a noise of disgust. ‘Then your men of breeding must die of boredom’, he pronounced. ‘Ah, but the courtesan,’ said Mogor, ‘she fulfils all your ideals, except, possibly, for the business about the stained glass.’ ‘Never make love to a woman who is bad with stained glass,’ the emperor said solemnly, giving no indication of humorous intent. ‘Such a woman is an ignorant shrew.’
Salman Rushdie, “The Enchantress of Florence”
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